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National Average $5.84/ tooth▲ +9.0%✦First Tooth Premium $7.17/ tooth▲ +6.2%✦Regional Variance ±$1.20spread✦Molar Premium +$0.85above avg✦Canine Rate $5.40/ tooth▲ +4.1%✦Incisor Rate $5.95/ tooth▲ +11.0%✦Grade A Bonus +$1.50premium✦IFSB Index 184.7pts▲ +2.3✦National Average $5.84/ tooth▲ +9.0%✦First Tooth Premium $7.17/ tooth▲ +6.2%✦Regional Variance ±$1.20spread✦Molar Premium +$0.85above avg✦Canine Rate $5.40/ tooth▲ +4.1%✦Incisor Rate $5.95/ tooth▲ +11.0%✦Grade A Bonus +$1.50premium✦IFSB Index 184.7pts▲ +2.3✦
National Average
$5.84
per tooth (Delta Dental 2024)
TFD Average
$6.70
per tooth (dept. data)
FORM K-1 — PUBLIC ACCESS
All collections conducted under authority of the International Fairy Standards Board — Regulation 7.4.2
Records Portal
Tooth Collection Lookup
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Your tracking code is printed on the slip left under your pillow. Just type the letters — the dash is added for you!
Live Operations
Live Operations — Field Status
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Collected Tonight
2,847
teeth logged
Active Fairy Teams
12
in field
Current Zone
PAC
Pacific Region
Avg. Mission Time
9.3s
per collection
NortheastComplete
Southeast2 Missed
MidwestIn Progress
SouthwestIn Progress
PacificActive
Recent Collections Registry — Public Record
Showing 10 of 3,334,231,423,124 entries
Case #
Name
Tooth Type
Date
Assigned Fairy
Rating
TFD-2847
Mateo
Upper Right Central Incisor
3/10/26
Shimmer McSparkle
Excellent brusher
TFD-2851
Amara
Lower Right Central Incisor
3/9/26
Twinkle Dustworth
Needs more flossing
TFD-2860
Soren
Upper Right First Molar
3/8/26
Captain Flosswick
Outstanding hygiene
TFD-2873
Xiulan
Upper Left First Molar
3/7/26
Glimmer Rosepetal
Too much sugar
TFD-2881
Eshe
Upper Right Second Molar
3/6/26
Bella Stardrop
Great brushing habits
TFD-2899
Nikolai
Lower Left Second Molar
3/5/26
Cobalt Nightfen
Long brusher
TFD-2904
Priya
Upper Left Central Incisor
3/4/26
Barnaby Glint
Chipped — rough play
TFD-2918
Tomás
Lower Right First Molar
3/3/26
Melody Wishbone
Calcium-rich diet
TFD-2926
Aiko
Lower Left Lateral Incisor
3/2/26
Zinnia Sparkshaw
Average condition
TFD-2937
Kwame
Upper Right Canine
3/1/26
Fletcher Dawnmoss
Textbook specimen
Public records — all collections filed per Regulation 7.4.2
Updated daily
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Department Bulletin — Service Overview
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For Public Distribution
Every tooth tells a story. The Department makes sure yours is on record.
CASE FILE
Personalized per tooth, not per child
Each collected tooth receives its own inspection report — condition rating, structural notes, and a record of exactly what the fairy found upon arrival.
ASSIGNED FAIRY
Your fairy. Your voice.
Every child is matched with a named fairy who builds history across visits. Notes are written in that fairy's own voice — no two reports read alike.
FLIGHT LOGS
Full mission documentation
Departure time, approach route, weather conditions, and collection notes are logged for every visit. The Department keeps records so you don't have to.
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